How not to adult

I've forgotten to turn the oven off before. Twice. I didn't even realise until my family asked why the oven was still on.

I've slept through the fire department arriving outside my house to put out a car that was a blazing inferno.

One time I had a dream that I was chopping vegetables. I knew it was a dream because I didn't accidentally cut myself in the process.

So believe me when I tell you that yesterday, for about six or seven hours, I forgot to eat. It was only hitting me what my problem was when my brain was screaming at me, my hands were shaking and I started to hallucinate a little. I was on my way home but as soon as I got inside, I ate several pieces of fruit, drank some tea, then busied myself cooking a full meal to make sure I didn't succumb to the feeling that I was going to die.

Regular meals. Apparently they're important.

Even Alice thinks I'm a lost cause.